...a bunch of laughs....

hey,
found a lush webpage, ful of jokes n riddles n all...anybody who is bored could do with reading these...keep them occupied for a bit!!!

TONGUE TWISTERS
Tom Threw Tim Three Thumbtacks. Three Thumbtacks Were Thrown to Tim by Tom. Why Did Tom Throw Tim Three Thumbtacks?

How much would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much as a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

MIND BENDERS
Q: An electric train is traveling north at 100 miles an hour, which way does the smoke go?
A: Eletric trains don't have smoke . . . lol

Q: The wind is blowing hard from the north, if a rooster sitting on the roof of a barn lays an egg, which way will it roll, north or south?
A: Roosters don't lay eggs

GENERAL RIDDLES
How can you make a skunk stop smelling ?
Cut off his nose.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck ?
So he won't have to smell his feet.

lol...those last were a bit crap...but sumone else may find them funny....neway... cant be bothered to put anymore, lol!!!
hope u enjoy them n have a good giggle over them.....
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